I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
this is very important.
My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz Ansari for his senior picture.
MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
he’s so concerned and seems frustrated when the leaves aren’t sufficiently crushed ha
this is my all time favorite video.
This is awesome
This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen
Ugly Christmas Sweater (Santa Dinosaur)
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE