hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

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omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

Oh

mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

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gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you


iloveyouandilikeyou:

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

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